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WHOS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT IN BRITAINIA
HEAR YE HEAR YE LORD BRITISH IS LOOKING FOR THE BIGGEST FAGGOT IN BRITANIA, ALL THOSE WHO ARE INTRESTED REPORT TO THE KINGS COCK IN YOUR MOUTH
Phoenix TOTAL FAGGOT Quest
RUN AROUND MOONGLOW AND DRINK MT DEW. BUT BE SHURE TO GOTO A DUNGEON CAUSE THATS WHERE ALL FAT PPL GO. THIS IS A POPULAR QUEST WITH OUR " SPACE MOON CHILD MOLESTER " ROLEPLAYING PLAYERS111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a SHITTY SERVER QUEST
GET THE SHITTY SERVER QUEST FROM THAT TRANSGENDERED WHATS-YA-CALL-IT BY NORTH BRIT BANK. CAN YOU THROW UP A REALLY SHITTY UO SERVER? CAN YOU MODIFY THE UO FILES SO THAT WHEN A PLAYER LOGS ON AND PUSHES A KEY THE WHOLE SERVER CRASHES AND EVERYONES INFO IS WIPED?
BET YA CANT!